Scientists Discover Female Insects With “Inflatable,” Spiny Penis Aren't most penises inflatable, technically? You know what? Probably better just not to think about it. Dan Van Winkle Dan Van Winkle Apr 17, 2014
Documentary About World’s Only Penis Museum Is Reportedly a Tearjerker Better bring tissues to this sausage fest, pal. Carolyn Cox Carolyn Cox Mar 26, 2014
So Here’s An Interesting Thing About NASA Spacesuits And Penis Sleeve Sizes You're already an astronaut. No one cares how big it is. You already win. Sam Maggs Sam Maggs Mar 23, 2014
Man Draws 365 Dick Doodles for His Wife Now I know what love is. Carolyn Cox Carolyn Cox Feb 24, 2014
The Oscar Statue Gets a Bit More Anatomically Correct in This Sketch From Above Average Count how many times they say "penis." Glen Tickle Glen Tickle Feb 21, 2014
Relax, Everyone, Female Sea Snails Are No Longer Growing Penises Due to Harmful Chemicals. Situation Normal Sure, chemical companies. It's all fun and games until someone grows a penis. Dan Van Winkle Dan Van Winkle Jan 15, 2014
Is There a Llama Penis in This Children’s Corn Maze? This isn't even the weirdest Halloween attraction in Pennsylvania right now. Glen Tickle Glen Tickle Oct 2, 2013
Guppy Genitals Have Claws, So… Yeah… Genital Claws Do you like fish sticks? Glen Tickle Glen Tickle Jul 24, 2013
Drugs are Bad, Kids: Ohio Man Found Naked With Part of Penis Removed, Blames Mushrooms If this had come up D.A.R.E. classes when we were kids, drugs would no longer even exist. Victoria McNally Victoria McNally Jun 26, 2013
Woman Dressed as Vagina Protects Man Dressed as Penis in Most Surreal Street Fight Ever [NSFW] Sure, your theater friends are weird, but when's the last time one of them got in a fight while dressed like a giant penis? It's probably been, like, months since that happened. Victoria McNally Victoria McNally Jun 21, 2013
Chubby Checker Would Like You to Stop Using His Name to Guess Penis Sizes Glen Tickle Glen Tickle Feb 14, 2013