Man at Arms: Reforged Combined All Four Ninja Turtle Weapons, Should Have No Trouble Defeating Shredder If you can mutate turtles, it's only fair to mutate their weapons too. Glen Tickle Glen Tickle Jul 28, 2014
A Lot Of “Girl Power” Was Cut From Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Says Megan Fox This makes me want to throw some pizzas. Victoria McNally Victoria McNally Jul 25, 2014
Pizza Hut Created a Real 12-Foot-Tall Ninja Turtles Pizza Launcher Finally Pizza Hut pizza has reached it fully weaponized potential. Glen Tickle Glen Tickle Jul 23, 2014
The Mary Sue’s 25 Must-See Panels At San Diego Comic-Con 2014 Jill Pantozzi Jill Pantozzi Jul 22, 2014
The New Ninja Turtles Soundtrack Has a Rap Track About the Turtles Because of Course It Does Sorry, Donny. Still no bossa nova. Dan Van Winkle Dan Van Winkle Jul 22, 2014
Mondo Is Doing Toys Now, and Holy Christ, Look at This Iron Giant Figure Suuupeerrrrmaaaaan. *ugly sobbing* Rebecca Pahle Rebecca Pahle Jul 21, 2014
Kids React to Old School Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Make Us Question Our Youth Thanks. Now I'll have that theme song stuck in my head for another 20 years. Glen Tickle Glen Tickle Jul 21, 2014
This is the First Clip From Michael Bay’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles BUT WHERE IS THE YELLOW JUMP SUIT? Jill Pantozzi Jill Pantozzi Jul 17, 2014
The Ninja Turtles Battle Their Namesakes in the Latest Epic Rap Battles of History I bet Vanilla Ice feels left out. Glen Tickle Glen Tickle Jul 14, 2014
New Ninja Turtles TV Spot Shows Baby/Adolescent Mutant Ninja Turtles, They Look Pretty OK Radical! Radical! Radical! Radical! Dan Van Winkle Dan Van Winkle Jul 11, 2014
Study Says Kids Have Unhealthy Pizza Habits; We Blame Those Blasted Turtles Dan Van Winkle Dan Van Winkle Jan 19, 2015
Nickelodeon’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Reboot Replaces “Cowabunga” with What? Rebecca Pahle Rebecca Pahle Sep 28, 2012
People Are Predictably Really Unhappy About Michael Bay’s Teenage Alien Ninja Turtles Movie — As They Should Be Jamie Frevele Jamie Frevele Mar 20, 2012