Kitchen Overlord Has a Recipe for Custom Candy Hearts That Don’t Taste Like Chalky Ass Unless you like chalky ass. Then do whatever you want. Glen Tickle Glen Tickle Feb 13, 2014
If You Love Pizza Hut so Much Why Don’t You Marry It? Or at Least Check Out Its OKCupid Profile I'm in Veggie Likers with you, Pizza Hut, but I don't know if I'm in Veggie Lovers with you. Glen Tickle Glen Tickle Feb 12, 2014
This Website Lets You Make Your Own Candy Hearts, So We Made Some Nerdy Ones for You You're welcome. Victoria McNally Victoria McNally Feb 12, 2014
14 Robot Valentine’s Day Cards To Warm Your Cold Mechanical Heart Roses are red, violets are 01100010 01101100 01110101 01100101 Victoria McNally Victoria McNally Feb 6, 2014
Library Helps Teens Protest Valentines, Deface Romance Novels There is not enough ink in this world for all the dicks they would have drawn Carolyn Cox Carolyn Cox Feb 5, 2014
The Best Valentine’s Day Cards To Buy For Your Favorite Geek Romance Rebecca Pahle Rebecca Pahle Feb 4, 2014
Woo Your Nerdy Valentine By Comparing Yourself To Gollum, Because That’ll Work You know what the saddest part is? This would totally work on me. Victoria McNally Victoria McNally Feb 3, 2014
Be A Love Jedi With These Star Wars Valentine Gift Ideas I did it all for the wookiee. Carolyn Cox Carolyn Cox Jan 28, 2014
Small Child Explains Why Cyclops Hates Valentines Day Mutatis Mutandis Susana Polo Susana Polo Feb 15, 2013
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10 Kick-Ass Sci-Fi/Fantasy Movies on Netflix to Celebrate Valentine’s Day With Rebecca Pahle Rebecca Pahle Feb 13, 2015
Chubby Checker Would Like You to Stop Using His Name to Guess Penis Sizes Glen Tickle Glen Tickle Feb 14, 2013
