Dear Male Democratic Candidates, No One Cares How Many Pushups You Can Do. Please Stop Being Weird About This. Vivian Kane Vivian Kane Jul 25, 2019
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Groupon Has a Sale on Clip-on Man Buns Because This Is the Internet, Dammit Remember what I said earlier about weirdest headline you'll read today? Yeah. I know. Jessica Lachenal Jessica Lachenal Nov 10, 2015
Brewdog Develops “World’s First Transgender Beer,” Completely Missing the Point of Everything Forever Jessica Lachenal Jessica Lachenal Nov 4, 2015
Morbidly Curious Humans Cut Open a Sphero BB-8 for Science Sphero BB-8 is too good for this world, too pure. Jessica Lachenal Jessica Lachenal Sep 8, 2015
New Mario Kart 8 Trailer Shows off Anti-Gravity Tracks, Is Basically the Same as Every Mario Kart Are George Clooney and Sandra Bullock playable, though? Dan Van Winkle Dan Van Winkle Apr 3, 2014
Why Do People Like Unboxing Videos So Much, Anyway? Idea Channel is thinking outside of the box. (Sorry. Had to.) Dan Van Winkle Dan Van Winkle Feb 14, 2014
Japanese Company Didn’t Learn a Thing From Jurassic Park, Wants to Make Robo-Dinos Jessica Lachenal Jessica Lachenal Nov 16, 2016
