The Future of Transportation is Here With Donkey Kong Barrels [Video]

Have you ever thought “man, I could really make it to work on time if only I could be shot out of a barrel like in Donkey Kong“?  Well, good news, person on the internet – that technology is here.*  Unfortunately, in reality being shot out of a barrel at high speeds is prettttty dangerous so it may not be an effective commuting system just yet.  Check out the video to see how it works!

*Note: Technology is not really here. Sorry.

(via LaughingSquid)

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