The Gobble Games: Where Turkeys Duke It Out for the Presidential Pardon

Only one turkey a year is pardoned in the Capitol, surviving the fierce turkey bloodbath the human-body-privileged citizens of this nation call “Thanksgiving.” The turkeys must fear their governing body, so they must fight to the death to determine who will survive this November.

Written by The Nerdist’s Dan Casey and Ben Mekler, use this hilarious Hunger Games parody to get you through the hours between now and when you can get to the theater to see Mockingjay (tonight!). And before you eat your own Gobble Games competitor.

(via The Nerdist)

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