The Mueller Report Tweets Are Lit

Rachel Leishman

Published: Apr 18, 2019 02:01 pm

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Can you tell I’m already tired? Because I am! The day has barely begun, and already, we’re being thrown so much information at once that I don’t know how anyone is handling it. Many trees throughout the United States are dying today, the ink is drying up, and our sanity is slowly slipping further away as we all read this 400-plus-page Mueller report and try and figure out what comes next.

Is Donald Trump just an impenetrable wall that everything we throw bounces back off of? Or is this actually going to do some kind of damage to the president and his upcoming 2020 campaign for a second term? To be quite honest, I’m waiting for the day that he just changes the law and allows himself to run for a third term just to continue this nightmare that we’re living in.

To help clean our palate, here are even more tweets about this Mueller report because look, that’s all we’re going to be dealing with all day long, so we might as well have a laugh as we cry and drink enough coffee to open up another 10% of our brain capacity.

it brings me no pleasure to report this, but the mueller report has two spaces after every period

— gamer wife (@bijanstephen) April 18, 2019

So we’re really going for the “Trump is Jesus” take today https://t.co/pd4Tvfqmz6

— American Propagandist (@ArmyStrang) April 18, 2019

They decided there was zero chance of convicting Don Jr. of knowing things https://t.co/7Yl8ZCJ1n4

— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) April 18, 2019

Again, this is an impeachment referral. pic.twitter.com/Zk6gydcf0k

— emptywheel (@emptywheel) April 18, 2019

Word searchable version of the Mueller report: https://t.co/IOBR89L0Zg pic.twitter.com/OsXcw9q3LZ

— Susan Simpson (@TheViewFromLL2) April 18, 2019

Well, Sarah should start looking for work. https://t.co/rQqYQXMMe8

— Brock Wilbur (@brockwilbur) April 18, 2019

Devastated to learn the Mueller report doesn’t pass the Bechdel test.

— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) April 18, 2019

The Special Counsel concluded that you were too dumb to know that the crime you committed was a crime. Congrats. https://t.co/ITFgMyxHwB

— Jon Favreau (@jonfavs) April 18, 2019

Donald Trump Jr. being too stupid to realize that it was deemed he was too stupid to realize he was doing a crime like pic.twitter.com/Sgnff1VvMW

— The Mary Sue (@TheMarySue) April 18, 2019

Lord help us all, we still have one more day to this week.

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Rachel Leishman

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Rachel Leishman (She/Her) is an Assistant Editor at the Mary Sue. She's been a writer professionally since 2016 but was always obsessed with movies and television and writing about them growing up. A lover of Spider-Man and Wanda Maximoff's biggest defender, she has interests in all things nerdy and a cat named Benjamin Wyatt the cat. If you want to talk classic rock music or all things Harrison Ford, she's your girl but her interests span far and wide. Yes, she knows she looks like Florence Pugh. She has multiple podcasts, normally has opinions on any bit of pop culture, and can tell you can actors entire filmography off the top of her head. Her current obsession is Glen Powell's dog, Brisket. Her work at the Mary Sue often includes Star Wars, Marvel, DC, movie reviews, and interviews.