Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson Hawking WWF “Rage Pagers” in 1999 Justifies the Entire Existence of Pagers

Our unintentional Flashback Friday entry.

Dan Van Winkle

Published: Jul 3, 2015 10:00 am

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WWF Rage Pager. 1999 ad. @TheRock pic.twitter.com/SrDxLP8mT1

— WWF Magazine Archive (@WWFMagArchive) June 23, 2015

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Presented without further comment, because The Rock is perfect unto himself and does not need our petty explanations.

Instead, let’s let the man himself explain how we feel about this through interpretive dance:

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Dan Van Winkle

Dan Van Winkle (he) is an editor and manager who has been working in digital media since 2013, first at now-defunct Geekosystem (RIP), and then at The Mary Sue starting in 2014, specializing in gaming, science, and technology. Outside of his professional experience, he has been active in video game modding and development as a hobby for many years. He lives in North Carolina with Lisa Brown (his wife) and Liz Lemon (their dog), both of whom are the best, and you will regret challenging him at Smash Bros.