The Trial Of Tyrion Lannister Goes Better Than Expected In This Video

So things haven’t been going so well for Tyrion Lannister this season — especially now that he’s set to stand trial for a crime he didn’t commit, and everyone who doesn’t hate him has fled King’s Landing. Luckily, the Imp was able to scrounge up some last-minute character witnesses to represent him. (No real spoilers if you’re up to date on the show, only hilarity.)

Fun fact: that bit about turtle politics isn’t just a weird non-sequitur. As a child, George R.R. Martin’s early stories were about his pet turtles fighting one another for geopolitical dominance. Because of course they were. And who says you can’t learn anything from dorky parody videos?

(via Only Leigh)

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