Things We Saw Today: Would You Like to Get a Massage From This Cat?

Getting a massage from a cat sounds like an activity that would go horribly wrong, but this little kitty is very well-trained and good at kneading. Plus there’s a towel there so no claws could hurt you. Looks pretty comfy, not to mention adorable! (via akibatjenuh.com)

• Matt Thompson and Adam Reed are considering making a live-action Archer movie, and they’d love to have Jon Hamm in the title role, perhaps with H. Jon Benjamin’s voice laid over Hamm’s performance. Presumably, Aisha Tyler would still get to play Lana in live action. Why not make the whole movie about Lana? Solves the whole voiceover problem. (via Nerd Bastards)
• Mark Zuckerberg’s Pinterest and Twitter accounts got hacked today. At least no one managed to hack his Facebook?
• Instagram is rolling out an algorithmic feed, whether you like it or not.
• This video parody of anime tropes about card games envisions a world in which Uno is as high-stakes as Yu-Gi-Oh! It’s an adaptation of these comics (part 1 and part 2), but the voice acting and animation really take the joke to the next level.

What’d you find on the internet today?

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