Things We Saw Today: Denny’s Serves Up a Bit of Relief From Your Everyday Existential Dread

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— Denny’s (@DennysDiner) March 1, 2017

Denny’s, the perennial late-night hangout for the underaged, the overaged, and everyone in between (so literally everybody I guess), continues to impress with their strong social media game. Of course in this specific case, by “impress” I actually mean “distract us from the horrors of everyday life in this brave, frightening new world.” Thanks, Denny’s. You’re killing us. (via Pajiba)

• Speaking of existential dread, apparently James Mangold is already working on a “black and white cut” of Logan, which would make the entire thing feel like either Mad Max: Fury Road or a long, depressing Johnny Cash video a la “Hurt”. (via /Film)
• Speaking of being hurt, Gayle King insisted that Oprah Winfrey would not be running for president in 2020. (via Deadline)

It’s been a while since we’ve heard from Lorde, hasn’t it? At least, it was a while, as she dropped a brand new song and music video for “Green Light” this morning. It’s pretty good, and extra radio-friendly (for all the great and terrible things that could mean to you). (via Business Insider)

• We want these rings based on our solar system for… reasons. Fashionable, sartorial reasons. (via Geeks Are Sexy)
• Speaking of being out of this world, Tron: Legacy director Joseph Kosinski continues to insist that the Tron 3 project isn’t dead. The last time someone so vehemently insisted something wasn’t dead, we found out that Flynn was actually still alive. So who knows. (via CBR)

What have you seen out there in the wild internet today?

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