Things We Saw Today: Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen Celebrate Thanksgiving

Ugh. These two. They do Thanksgiving better than anyone else, and they’re not even American. (Twitter)

• The Queen of Hearts is back! Barbara Hershey will be in at least one episode of Once Upon a Time in Wonderland. (Digital Spy)
• Universal’s Warcraft and The Mummy reboots now have release date; surprisingly, neither of them are in Summer 2015. (Deadline)
• Maria Alexander on Why I Hate (Most) Photos and Drawings of Women with Swords.

Walgreens.com sells a zombie dildo. Or sold, because since this hit the blogosphere they’ve removed it. Spoilsports. Here’s the cached version of the page to prove the above screenshot (blurred in case there are any super-industrious geeks reading this at work on a Sunday) isn’t the brainchild of some Redditor. You can see the toy in all its rotted flesh glory at Jezebel.

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