Things We Saw Today: Michael B. Jordan, Stop Making Me Love You

Michael B. Jordan posted this picture to Instagram with the caption “The Torch has been passed! #FlameOn.” Dammit, Michael. You’re giving me palpitations. (Blastr)

• And speaking of Jordan, it looks like a sequel to Chronicle is still a thing that is being made. 20th Century Fox hired a writer, at least. Fox, don’t you dare retroactively screw with Chronicle by making a crappy sequel. (Blastr)
• Women Don’t Apply To “Male-Sounding” Job Postings, Whatever That Means (The Frisky)
• Hugh Jackman said that Channing Tatum could “probably play” Wolverine when he retires. I hear your terrified shrieking, and I don’t care. I am OK with Channing Tatum playing just about anyone. BWAHAHAHAHA. (Digital Spy)

Via /Film, a fan fixed the character design in the Michael Bay-produced Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (bottom) so it looks like something that isn’t pure distilled nightmare fuel (top).

• Lupita Nyong’o is the newest face of Lancôme—and, FYI, their first black spokeswoman. (Styleite)
• MGM is doing a live-action/animation hybrid Pink Panther film. Why? Why is this happening to us?! (Indiewire)

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