Things We Saw Today: How To Assemble Your Ikea Xenomorph

Cartoonist Ed Harrington has a series of IKEA-style instructions for assembling beloved movie monsters. Sure, a Human Centipede from IKEA won’t be the greatest quality, but at least it’s economical! (via Laughing Squid)

• BBC Radio is collaborating with Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman to dramatize Good Omens. (via BBC America)
• Disney is suing musician Deadmau5 over mouse-head trademark. (via Death and Taxes)

The Battle of Endor as depicted on The Star Wars Paintbrush Tumblr, a blog that shows Star Wars scenes rendered using Microsoft Paintbrush during the ’90s. (via Laughing Squid)

• The final version of Oculus Rift might run you as little as $200. Virtual reality for all! (via Gizmodo)
• Minor league hockey team The Condors to wear puffy Pirate shirts in commemoration of Seinfeld‘s 25th anniversary on November 18th. (via Uproxx)

Legend of Zelda ring, $40.44. (via FashionablyGeek)

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