Things We Saw Today: David Hasselhoff Opening A Nickelodeon Theme Park In England

This makes sense.

(Oh wait he was in the Spongebob movie. I guess it actually does. Kind of.) At Best Week Ever.

How to make your own Thorset (kind of), at Comics Alliance.

DECORATE! DECORATE! DECORATE! at Geeks are Sexy.

Two, three, kick, turn, turn, turn, kick, turn! at Fashionably Geek.

How long would you survive in a campus zombie outbreak, at Nerd Approved.

For the last time. “I will mourn the loss of thousands of precious lives, but I will not rejoice in the death of one, not even an enemy,” is not actually a Martin Luther King, Jr. quote.

Also “I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure,” was Clarence Darrow, not Mark Twain. Though Mr. Twain was quite the wit, and we love him for it.