This Sparrow is Not Going Anywhere [Video]

Every now and again, we humans have an unexpected encounter with nature that completely throws off our day. For instance, what can you do when faced with a small bird clamped hard to your windshield wipers that simply refuses to move? When the wipers fail, I suppose you may as well just sit there and hope there’s something amusing on the radio that will last however long the bird needs. Then again, if the bird happens to be an otherworldly spectre of doom, you might be there a while.

Take thy beak from out my heart and take thy form from off my winshield wipers!

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