Unicorn Farts: The Lip Balm

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Susana Polo

Published: Mar 6, 2013 12:14 pm

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According to Gizmodiva, this lip balm tastes like “a mix of spearmint and pink cotton candy,” so yeah. That’s definitely a unicorn fart. Tell your brony friends.

(Etsy via Gizmodiva.)

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Susana Polo thought she'd get her Creative Writing degree from Oberlin, work a crap job, and fake it until she made it into comics. Instead she stumbled into a great job: founding and running this very website (she's Editor at Large now, very fancy). She's spoken at events like Geek Girl Con, New York Comic Con, and Comic Book City Con, wants to get a Batwoman tattoo and write a graphic novel, and one of her canine teeth is in backwards.