What is the meaning of life? Where do we go when we die? What is the scariest anime ever made? How did Attack on Titan end? Why do I keep losing socks and have zero matching pairs? Shut up. Who cares? Doesn’t matter. The only questions that need any kind of answering right now are these: When is Black Clover Season 5 coming out? And which one of you chuckleheads wants to watch it with me?
‘Black Clover’ Release Date
Bad news, gang. I don’t have an answer to the first question. I have consulted with the oracles of the internet and returned from my vision-quest empty-handed. So far, no announcements have been made about the release of Season 5. Bummer. But the oracles did grant me one vision that I must share with you all. They said: “wait not for Season Five, for the arrival of the movie is nigh“. You heard them, my friends. There’s gonna be a MOVIE set for 2023. Feast your hungry eyes.
As for the second question, I asked the oracles who would watch the movie with me and they said “no one, literally everyone thinks it’s weird your socks never match.”
Screw those guys, asymmetry is haute couture.
Featured image credit: Xebec Zwei
Published: Aug 5, 2022 04:27 pm